Hilariously Similar Book Covers

We Like Green: Our friendly neighborhood wildebeest(?) looks very ashamed for having stabbed death in the back.  Thankfully Linda Lombardi is going to describe how to make sure it doesn't happen again.  My only hope is that we can all agree... this much green sucks.

Kvothe Do Me: Is it just me or does our intrepid bard from Patrick Rothfuss' Kingkiller Chronicles appear to be riding his instrument like a witch on a broomstick if the witch was on her way to a rendezvous with a warlock wearing red leather?  I hate to say this, but I would actually be less embarrassed reading Flowers from the Storm on the Metro than this androgynous sexed up fantasy cover.