Hilarious Cover Art Juxtaposition

Time for Justin's weekly session of bad jokes, bad covers, and questionable writing.  Enjoy!

                 

Wow, I didn't realize butter (fly) faces were so in... here I'd been avoiding them for years!  Get it?  But-her-face.  Oh God, I'm hilarious.  In all seriousness though, to Casi McLean, if you get a butterfly tattoo on your face the only kinds of guys you're going to attract are jerks.  I feel like this is a self fulfilling prophecy.

                 

Alright, I may have edited this one slightly, but I felt compelled to include Split Infinity which might be the most awesome and simultaneously awful cover I've ever seen.  Personally I feel that unicorns have had a free pass for far too long.  It's time our government did something about it.  Piers Anthony was truly ahead of his time.

                 

Dennis Schmidt and Kameron Hurley both seem be into floaty people in white coming out of a circular gate thing with a sword in hand.  I wonder if Wanderer also features dismemberment and emasculation - somehow I doubt it.